Coco Machete News: Paris is Learning?

Sweet merciful crap! what is wrong with people? They just keep getting more and more stupid with their insipid cries for attention. I hope somebody is taking the piss with this but I don't really think anybody that would use Myspace to petition the Governator of California on behalf of Paris Hilton is that clever. I read this today on the BBC.

In a message on a MySpace website, Ms Hilton apparently endorsed the online appeal, saying: "My friend Joshua started his petition, please help and sihn it (sic). I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

The petition paints Ms Hilton as a role model who "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

It also draws parallels between other high-profile US figures who were forgiven for their misdeeds.

"If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake," it says.

The only comfort I take in this is that I am correct in assuming that Paris really is dumb as a post clocking in at two misspellings in one sentence. Maybe she can take reading and writing classes while she is incarcerated. Keep your love Paris. You're going to need it to spread around in the county lock up. Also, Nixon didn't deserved to be pardoned either. No wonder I wake up most days and feel like punching everyone in the face and, I mean everyone-babies, the elderly, the blind, deaf, hipsters, and the otherwise disabled, your mom and dad, etc....

Barney Yuck 05/09/07

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